Just recalculated the total square footage of my project, and it has somehow jumped from 20,000 SF to FORTY THOUSAND square feet. Bouuuuut to just give up here, people. ‘Bout ta’.
people would stop posting the photoshopped image of Angelina’s 2 leg scandal at the Oscars on Facebook, as if it’s a new thing. It’s old now. I’m over it. Let’s stop. -___-
networkconnectivityproblems: Forrest Gump Titanic Twilight The Godfather ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER
CIRQUE DU SOLEIL WHAT THE WHAT
Why didn’t I become an acrobat?
thatkindofwoman: The Morning Benders. Always so enchanting.
So tonight is the "Too Much" party.
I think I’m going with Too Much Jewelry and putting on literally ever piece of jewelry I have. I’m pretty pumped. Pics to come.
Loooookin' for a job. Pass this around if you... →
What did you listen to while getting ready this...
Earth, Wine & Fire. EDIT: Earth, Wind & Fire. Although I wish there was such a thing called Earth, Wine and Fire. Mmmhm, starting this Thursday off with a BANG.
If it’s anything like Cheerios, I’m eating it.– Paige
omg omg omg
A personalized real-life character Guess Who game is in the works right now. I am so excited I want to cry.
When you try putting on skinny jeans fresh out of...
why oh why oh WHYYYY
does Parks and Rec have to go on hiatus. The world confuses me.
People keep getting engaged. STOP IT.
beatriceisaunicorn: 0hh-mylove: honest to god, this is the best #SNL bit I’ve ever seen. I literally laughed myself to tears. The best part of this is Jay-Z, HANDS down.
My boss is Lucille Bluth.
Him (after sending me to the grocery store for milk and a bag of onions): How much did it come out to?
Him: Oh, I gave you a lot of money.
Me: Yeah I don't know how much you think these things cost. You gave me thirty dollars.
what the what.
themattsmith: indieandyy: Perth by Justin Vernon & The Roots Vernon stopped by Late Night to jam w/ The Roots for the audience. Though I think it was really for themselves — the audience just happen to be there. This is REALLY good, you guys.