February 2011
66 posts
It's times like these
that really make me count my infinite blessings.
January 2011
73 posts
Ohh man.
Thought I’d be callin’ it an early night.
GOOGLE SAYS NOPE.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
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Live deep: hardbeliever: nickross: How to be Drunk... →
hardbeliever:
nickross:
How to be Drunk
it’s scary how accurate this is.
my favorite part is talking about taking the absolutely wasted birthday person home: “Someone who’s only medium-drunk will have to take them home and leave them on their bed half-naked with Doritos in their…
Undress quickly as if you’re suddenly allergic to your clothes.
SPOT ON.
“Krishna is my heroin.”
– (via michaelthomasruffing)
Sooo we tried Deep India (yea, I know) last night because it’s delivery, and it’s DELICIOUS. Very similar to Krishna except you don’t ever have to take off your snuggie and venture into the tundra, they bring it right to your DOOR.
Hey you. Mac user. Press shift + alt + volume up.
kiamatthews:
Mind Blown.
Thanks Reddit.
rionner:
SleepTalkin’Man
“Ninjas in stilettos....
Tommy Pickles turns 21 in 2011
hihievet:
fudgeyou-:
bloodytuesdays:
nickelodeonkids:
500daysofmypenis:
August 11th, 1990
this just made me cry a little
THIS MAKES ME FEEL ANCIENT
SAY WHA?!
UNBELIEVABLE.
Note to self:
thekelsmith:
Next time you feel a little crappy because of a sinus cold and a long day - don’t be a little bitch about yoga class. You know why? Because you will feel awesome by the end of class!!!!!
So put on your big girl panties and go to class to get your sweat on!
WORD TO YA MOTHA.
Herp derrrrrp.
CLASS SUCKZ.
Looking forward to bowling later! I’m bringing my A game… WATCH OUT WORLD. With my combined skillz resulting in my stunning scores of 80 and 34 (yes, 34… not a typo) last week, I’m sure to be unstoppable this time around.
ALL I WANNA DO
Is zooma zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom…
JUST KIDDING. What I actually want to do is just paint my nails, read all of my unread and starred Google Reader posts, bake cookies, and watch Teen Mom 2.
What am I actually doing? WORKING ON STUPID SCHOOL STUFF.
I find myself asking, does this all really matter? What would happen if I just didn’t do this? Would my life crumble and the...
Because MTV's Skins was filmed in my city
sade:
I feel like I should probably apologize for it, SINCE NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BE.
Like, it really is so so so awful.
I just… watch the British version. That’s all I can say.
I had this awful dream
in which I worked at some sort of low-market Target (this is a fabrication of my imagination… some kind of experimental store) in a hick town, which in order to get to one had to drive through many back country roads. Whilst at work one day, there was an alligator outbreak, and when I left work I had to run for cover so that they wouldn’t attack me. On my way to an ambiguous location...