December 2010
53 posts
After 3 days
jenniferstafford:
2 garbage bags full of trash 3 garbage bags full of recycle and 1 massive card board box of old papers and notes
my room is clean!
Saaaaameziiiiiiez. The inevitable organizing spree has commenced.
So if you're ever on the verge of a food binge
or just generally want to make yourself feel sick, watch an episode of Hoarders: Buried Alive.
Fervent appetite = GONE LIKE THE WIND.
My dad, in a nutshell.
My brothers are playing Go Fish in their room because they can’t sleep. They’re gettin’ a little loud so I go into their room to tell them to quiet down. My dad is right behind me.
Dad: Alright, lights out.
Boys: We’re playing Go Fish!
Dad: No. All I hear in here is a bunch of girly squealing and I’m trying to sleep.
Boys: *gigglez*
Dad: No. It’s not...
Waaaaaaaait.
Christmas day is OVER!?
The merry bells keep ringing...
My parents are ridiculous.
It took us THREE hours to open all of our gifts this morning. Every year I am amazed by the spread that is under the tree when we come downstairs, and think to myself… WHY parents, why and how do you do this every Christmas. I got some awesome stuff this year, but the best part was watching momz and dadz open their new digital camera that my sister and I went...
MERRY CHRISTMAS, WORLD!
Home.
It’s just so easy. Nothing in the world to worry about aside from getting around to organizing my back-to-school stuff at some point. I just get to hang with my brothers and sister all day and be submerged in the Christmas spirit.
Today we’re going to build a gingerbread house… STAY TUNED for photos.
Wanna see a slice of heaven? Wanna? Wanna?
Kay.
Welp.
Just cryin’ at the airport.
Spider Pig.
Do any of you know that “Spider Pig” song from the Simpsons movie? Yea, I’ve never seen it but somehow find that song stuck in my head from time to time. It goes a little something like this:
Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
Does whatever a Spider Pig does.
Can he swing… from a web?
No, he can’t, ‘cuz he’s a pig.
So I’ve made up my own version, except...
sooooo
I’m really going to miss my family here. I’ve gotten so used to living here with them and being a part of their routine, its going to be weird not coming back here for another work term… Only the distant family vacation here or there.
CURSE YOU, CO-OP SCHEDULE… you are the cause for my never-ending painful nostalgia.
and the question is
TO DEACTIVATE FACEBOOK OR NOT?!
I’m gettin’ real over it.
"Not so sure."
This is the typical answer to most any question you may find yourself asking my 7-year-old cousin, Phillip.
“Phil, where’d you put the remote?”… ”Not so sure!”
“Hey Phillip, what color is the sky?”… ”Not so sure.”
“Phil, I’m your favorite cousin, right?”… ”Not so sure.”
Not so sure. Never...
SHOOOOES
So I think you all should know that I have acquired three new pairs of shoes in the past 24 hours of my life. They are all equally epic additions to my wardrobe. I should follow this statement by telling you that two of the pairs that I bought were from the sample sale at work. I got TWO pair of White House | Black Market black pumps (gorgy ones) for $6 each. SIX. Not one hundred, like in the...
FOR GOODNESS SAKE. This took entirely too long. →
So did I tell you guys
that I bit it hard today at work? Yea, it happens about twice a year, a swift series of events that leads to me crashing to my death on the floor. Today I was attempting to mock my good friend Hennessy when my heel got caught on the power cord under my desk as I went to stand up and BOOM. To the ground I went.
And that, kids, is what we like to call karma.
Or, if you’re my mother, you...
Cards To Your Heart - Groove Armada
Newwwwb...
Goin' to SOUTH BEACH TOMORROWWW.
