April 2009
57 posts
joshuar:
capucha:
“How to make a baby”. I’m keeping this at hand and may use it for later explanations.
Tehe!
So sweet!
Kewl →
thephenthouse:
thegrasshopperunit:letseatstrawpasta:
Don’t watch if you don’t like optical illusion kinda things, or if it’s gonna make you seize or whatever.
Classic Dwight
Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time in now, check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars.
RIP
Grandma Grace Arundel
4/16/08
Yesterday I saw something breath-taking.
I was walking my pup, Noah, around the block, and as we rounded the corner there were 8 deer standing in a yard across the street from us, dead in their tracks, staring at Noah and I. Thankfully he didn’t bark (right away), and I could enjoy that beautiful sight in the wet spring air for a few moments.
Music and rhythm find their way into the secret places of the soul
– Plato (via brokenmachine) (via kari-shma)
capucha:
itsallinmyhead:
you make me feel like dancing.
Old spirit, in and beyond me, keep and extend me. Amid strangers, friends, great...
– Philip Booth, poet - “Hope”
I love that feeling of being extra skinny in the...
It’s lovely!
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Sherbert and Sorbet...
cameronchristopher:
joshuar:
cameronchristopher:
nattle:
are they the same? What’s the deal with this.
Well Sherbert is actually Sherbet, and it’s the american word for sorbet. Normally the places that have both, the sherbet is like… opaque looking, like a creamsicle, and the sorbet is more like an ice… thing.
Sherbert or Sherbet can have dairy products in it still. Hence the smoother...